A Rabbi and a Priest were both poor so decided to split the cost and buy a car together.
The Rabbi had no use for a car on Saturday anyway. Nor did the priest have any use for a car on Sunday. So they buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house.
One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it.
The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?''
The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.''
So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.
(via Phil's Phun)
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