A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The guy obeys and says, '99'.

The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99.'

Again, the guy says, '99.'

The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, '99.'

The guy begins, 'One .. Two ..... Three'.

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A Rabbi and a Priest were both poor so decided to split the cost and buy a car together.

The Rabbi had no use for a car on Saturday anyway. Nor did the priest have any use for a car on Sunday. So they buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house.

One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it.

The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?''

The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.''

So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

(via Phil's Phun)

Yep...