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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Monday, December 20, 2010




"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

[guitar solo]

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough
Pour some sugar on me
Oh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your sugar on me
Ooh
Pour some sugar on me
Yeah! Sugar me!
Feels So Good, Dog Gif - Feels So Good, Dog
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funny puns - Well Then Who is the Middleman?
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funny puns - You Were Actin' 65 When You Were 64
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We Three Queens
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Friday, December 17, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

fashion fail - One Heck of a Shemullet
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demotivational posters - DON'T DOUBT ME
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Some Famous Last Words...

Louisa Alcott, author: "Is it not meningitis?"

George Appel, a gangster, about to be executed by electrocution: "Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."

Lady Astor, First female member of Parliament, upon awaking to find herself surrounded by her entire family: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian: "I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct."

Luther Burbank: "I don't feel good."

Joe DiMaggio, baseball player, American legend: "I'll finally get to see Marilyn."

Leonhard Euler, mathematician: "I die."

James French, sentenced to death in the electric chair: "How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'."

H. G. Wells: "Go away. I'm all right."

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

xmas songs... the WORST











apronsonly.com

I heard the most ridiculous commercial on the radio today. It advertised apronsonly.com. A website that you can actually get women and men to clean your house in "aprons only". A clean house for the naughty mind? Sheesh. The site is NSFW so if you choose to check it out, do it at home. I guess it's a good idea...????
sketchy santa fails - Triple Trouble
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sketchy santa fails - Stocking Stuffer! [BONUS]
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sketchy santa fails - That's Why I Didn
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sketchy santa fails - He Sees You When You're Sleeping
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Happy Monkey Day

www.monkeyday.org
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wtf photos videos - Wouldnt Their Chins Get Really Tan?
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Funny Pun Photos - You Aren't Fooling Anyone Optimus
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Funny Pun Photos - I Demand My Next House Be Built Of These
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My shoes stink!







1
Remove the laces and any inserts from the shoes.

2
Throw the laces in with a load of laundry, and then let them air-dry.

3
Mix up a solution of mild soap and water (dishwashing soap or Ivory soap flakes work well). If the shoes are very heavily soiled, you might want to buy a cleaner specifically designed for athletic shoes instead. Check the bottle's label to make sure it is appropriate for all the materials--whether nylon, leather, vinyl, canvas or rubber--your shoes are made of.

4
With a soft-bristle brush and the soapy water or shoe cleaner, clean the inserts and the shoes, inside and out. Then use clean water to rinse the shoes and the inserts well with clean water.

5
Wipe off the excess moisture with paper towels.

6
With paper towels, stuff the shoes to soak up moisture and preserve their shape.

7
Place the shoes and the inserts on a waterproof surface in a well-ventilated room to dry, replacing the paper towels if necessary as they become soaked through.

8
Put the laces and the inserts back into the shoes once all the parts are completely dry.

9
Sprinkle a bit of baking soda inside the shoes to keep them smelling fresh.

10
Allowing your shoes to dry out thoroughly between wearings will lengthen their life considerably.



Read more: How to Wash Sneakers | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_113543_wash-sneakers.html#ixzz186Uk3uNN

http://gizmodo.com/5713280/these-boxer-shorts-are-tsa+proof-for-protecting-your-modesty-and-their-eyes




*thanks Kayla

Monday, December 13, 2010